October 21, 2011
I’ll start with date of birth—the real date of birth—okay, June 15, 1925. That was a good year for grapes, I was told later on. Boy, we’ll go from there—hey, wait a minute, me at a loss for words? (laughs) I have two sisters, both junior to me. My dad was born in 1900. And he wanted to enlist in the army during World War I, but his mother, my grandmother, was a tough old Irish lady. Killfoyle was her last name, and she boxed his ears a few times, and he realized he couldn’t enlist. So when my war came, I had nobody to box my ears. I could do just about what I wanted, if it was not immoral or illegal. And I live by that credo to this day. Mom was a stay-at-home mom. And there’s not much to say. She had raised three children. And—oh, she did hit me with a coat hanger when I told her I enlisted in the army. That was in November 1942.
Knowing that I couldn’t get in at seventeen, I had a couple of friends who made counterfeit coupons like the ones you had to have to buy sugar, gasoline, et cetera. They were counterfeiting those. So who do I go to fix my birth certificate? My two friends, who subsequently were in jail while I was in Bastogne. So any-way, I got in at seventeen. I enlisted, so I asked for the cavalry. I was a pretty good horse rider, as a matter of fact. I could jump. I could curry the tail. I was used to that because of the National Guard. I used to go away with my dad, who was in the National Guard. . . . And I would go when I was, like, thirteen—twelve, thirteen, fourteen—I would go away to summer camp when they were called to active duty for two weeks. And that’s where I learned how to take care of a horse. When they weren’t looking, I used to ride them bareback around in the corral. So anyway, I enlisted for the cavalry.